Top 10 things I'd rather be doing...

than having sex with David Letterman.

10) Scrubbing the bottom of the pool in a snorkle outfit.
9) Jumping up and down on a bed of nails.
8) Stand in line at the Dept. of Licensing.
7) Watching a horror movie marathon.
6) Putting my finger in the light-socket.
5) Be an outside window washer for buildings that are 20 stories high or higher.
4) Pick up garbage on the interstate.
3) Be in politics.
2) Be like Forest Gump and run across the U.S.
And the number 1 thing I'd rather be doing than having sex with David Letterman....(drum roll)

1) Swim in a shark tank with a few fresh paper cuts on my fingers.

Thanks MamaKat and Happy Hour Sue!! What a fab idea!